Taliban Kicks Off Spring Offensive With Bake Sale
Ghazni Province — The Taliban of Naw Abad Village announced its annual Spring Offensive and Bake Sale, alerting locals to brace themselves for errant RPG fire and an onslaught of delicious passion...
View ArticleMarine Comes Out To Father As POG
BRYAN, Tx — Highly decorated military veteran Douglas Martin got the shock of a lifetime Sunday when his son, Lance Cpl. Shane Martin, came out of the closet as a POG. Lance Cpl. Martin, currently...
View ArticleCoast Guard Defends Baltimore’s Inner Harbor Hard Rock Cafe
BALTIMORE, Md. — Nearly 300 Coast Guard personnel mobilized from USCG Base Portsmouth, Va. early Thursday and vowed to “valiantly defend” Baltimore’s Inner Harbor Hard Rock Cafe from rioters, the...
View ArticleOPINION: Oh, I Guess We All Just Enjoy Memorial Day Now, Ha! Ha!
The following is an opinion written by A Veteran. HIGH HORSE, W.Va. — Oh hey, what’s up America? I couldn’t help but be a little nosy after hearing all the party noise and uh, oh my! What do we have...
View ArticleSurprise Homecoming Ruined By Camera Malfunction
MACON, Ga. — A joyous occasion became a nightmare for Marine Corps Reservist Sgt. Darnell Foster on Thursday when his surprise homecoming was not properly recorded. Home early following a seven month...
View ArticleHOMELESS: Volcano Dragon From 1998 Marine Corps Ad Living In Van On Skid Row
LOS ANGELES — The volcano dragon from popular 1998 Marine Corps recruiting commercial “Rite of Passage” was found living on skid row by two Marines who took a wrong turn Friday night. Gunnery Sgts....
View ArticleRecruit Skeptical Of Drill Instructor’s Claim To Have ‘More Games Than Milton...
PARRIS ISLAND, S.C. — Following an afternoon of repeatedly running over here now, now running back over there now, now running back over here now, Marine Corps recruit Eric Rugg has expressed...
View ArticleGate MPs: ‘Taliban Fighter’ Costumes Popular This Halloween
MCAS MIRAMAR, Calif. — Standing guard at the main gate this Halloween weekend, Base MPs Nicolas Panagos and Megan Bossert, both lance corporals, report that “Taliban Fighter” is this year’s most...
View ArticleOprah Winfrey Hosts Veterans Day Giveaway Special
SAN DIEGO, California — Members of the Southern California Veterans Alliance got a big surprise this afternoon after their Veterans Day lunch outing to Golden Corral turned into a live giveaway...
View ArticleOpEd: Male Troops, Aged 18 – 19, Welcome At My Home For Thanksgiving
The following is written by Susie Cougarcrotch FAYETTEVILLE, NC — Oh, hello there. I’m so glad you’re here. It gets awfully lonely for a widow in this big, old mansion all by myself. Let me slip into...
View ArticleDoctors Close To Cure For Butthurt Disease
BOB WILSON NAVAL HOSPITAL, Calif. — After decades of research and development, Naval scientists say they are within reach of a cure for Butthurt Disease, more commonly known as BHD. “With BHD the...
View ArticlePistol Tattoos Aiming At Vagina A Unique Way To Celebrate M-9 Qual
FORT LEONARD WOOD, Mo. — Sources say Pfc. Ashlee Gibbons has found a unique way to celebrate her first M-9 pistol qualification — by getting two ornately decorated Beretta tattoos inked onto her hips...
View ArticleBride of ISIS Fighter New Year’s Resolutions: ‘Please Help Me, I’ve Made a...
Duffel Blog reached Alimah Farzat, Bride of ISIS Fighter, by phone for an exclusive Q&A on her New Year’s Eve resolutions and life inside the Islamic State. Farzat was born in Syria, but grew up...
View ArticleMarine Gives Birth to Record-Breaking 12lb 8oz MRE Food Baby
CAMP PENDLETON, CA — Sources at 3rd Battalion 1st Marine Regiment (3/1) confirmed reports that Pfc. Alex Leddy delivered a record-breaking 12 pound, 8 ounce MRE food baby at 5:43AM this morning on...
View ArticleDrunk Soldier Supports Women Registering For The Shaft
FORT BRAGG, NC — After downing a fifth of Old Crow bourbon while cleaning the barracks, Pfc. Glenn Williams of 2nd Battalion, 504th Parachute Infantry Regiment announced his full support of women...
View ArticleClick, click, zoom! Military outfitter releases tactical selfie-stick
NAVAL STATION NORFOLK, Va. — Popular military outfitters Hard 4 America LLC unveiled a tactical selfie-stick at the Naval Station Norfolk Geardo Convention over the weekend. “The Click, Click, Zoom...
View ArticleF-16 To KC-135: I Thought We Had Something Magical
The following was written by an Oklahoma ANG F-16. TULSA AIR NATIONAL GUARD BASE, Ok. — I was on a training mission about to circle Oklahoma City and head back to Tulsa when a rugged, big-boned KC-135...
View ArticleMTV’s ‘Pimp My Smoke Pit’ creates cool new space for Marines
CAMP PENDLETON, CA — The designated smoking area for 3rd Assault Amphibian Battalion got a makeover this weekend as part of MTV’s new series “Pimp My Smoke Pit.” The show’s host, rapper Xzibit, was on...
View ArticleSoldier discovers cheat code to SHARP training video game
FORT STEWART, Ga. — Less than a week after the release of the Army’s ELITE-SHARP Command Team Trainer, 1st Lt. Reese Morton with the 188th Infantry Brigade has cracked the cheat code for the video...
View ArticleAfter Prince death, Airborne admits maroon berets actually raspberry
FORT BENNING, Ga. — Following the death of music legend Prince, Army Airborne has admitted that a long suspected myth about their maroon berets is true: the berets are actually raspberry colored....
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